Bm G I wanna tell you about my mountain home, A Bm Where all the lady's names are Joan, Bm G when her husband works back late at night, A hopes are are up for trouser's down, Bm with the hostess on the business flight. G Taxi in her Mercedes drive, A Bm I hope that driver's coming out alive, Bm the garden it is dorseted, G that lady she's so corseted, A Bm she'd got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray. Bm Thinks he's one and only, G but that lovely she's so lonely, A she pumps him full of breakfast, Bm and she sends on his way. Bm What a sing song dance, A what a performance, G what a cheap tent show, F# oh no no no no no, A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up Buddy Bm-G-A Bm G Silently she opens the drawer A Mama's little helper, Bm is coming out for more, Bm G Stategically positioned for the midday show, A The back is arched, those lips are parched, Bm repeated blow by blow, Bm G Later at the party where all the MP's rave, A About the hummers she been given, Bm and the money that they've saved, Bm To her it is skin lotion, G him promotion too, A Bm that flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view. Bm What a sing song dance, A what a performance, G what a cheap tent show, F# oh no no no no no, A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up A Bm then the boys light up, G then the boys light up, A then the boys light up, Bm then the boys light up, light up, light up